Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Paper, Rock, Scissors

Paper, rock, scissors. i think this should be the new security policy of the United States airlines. Explain, you say?

Simple: Everyone boarding a plane should be given a paper bag with a rock and a pair of scissors. This way, anyone causing a ruckus or trying to take hostages, etc, will be immediately incapacitated, or discouraged altogether.

Told you, simple.

Your thoughts? Our lines are open.

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